If you bought an iPad then surely you are looking for other useless
things to spend money on. Man have I got just the ticket for you

Coming in at a mere 149.99 this not quite real product will make your one friend amazingly jealous until you smash your screen in a fit of rage after realizing you actually tried to play Burger Time
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/iCade.shtml